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    "Top blog/Renato Obeid's World/Today's pick: This rambling weblog is worth reading not so much for its satirical posts but more for its insight into the minutiae of life in Lebanon, including the etiquette of road accidents and how to hire a taxi.” -Jane Perrone, The Guardian

    Saturday, April 30, 2005  
    - 30th anniversary of fall of Saigon

    You wait half an hour for a tank to come and then three hundred of them appear at once.
    The commander of the North Vietnamese tank that famously crashed through the gates of the presidential palace in Saigon thirty years ago today, told BBC World Service Radio that he, being unfamiliar with the South like most of his comrades, used bus maps to navigate his way there (did he stop to pickup passengers along the way so as not to blow his cover?).
    Yet there’s no mention of that anywhere in the communist’s triumphalist propaganda - “we stormed the citadel of the running dog capitalist imperialist puppets…just as soon as we found out where it was…using a map of the Number 9 bus route”
    No wonder it took them twenty years – they didn’t even know where it was!
    “Excuse me, would you be so kind as to direct as me to the running dog capitalist imperialist puppet citadel please?”
    “Anyone seen a running dog capitalist imperialist puppet citadel around here?”

    Speaking of buses, two young veiled women shot at a tourist bus in Cairo today, missed and then proceeded to shoot each other dead.
    Young people these days!
    Talk about overreacting!
    When I was their age and I missed a target on the Atari, I’d merely restart.

    There’s a jingle on Lebanese television for a brand of fruit juice that promises “no war, no struggle, no pain”.Just how this is to be achieved by purchasing that particular brand of orange juice (or any brand of orange juice for that matter) is not divulged.

    2:00 pm

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