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    Wednesday, September 29, 2004  
    AFRICANS CELEBRATE LAUNCH OF FIRST PRIVATELY FUNDED SPACECRAFT
    - "food schmood" is the acclaim on the continent as space tourism edges a step closer in the Californian desert
    In a live cross to the studio, CNN's Miles O'Brien gushed "it connects with ordinary people in a way government backed flights don't".
    Yeah right – it's the "people's spaceship"!
    Move over Ibiza, Majorca and Cyprus!
    All you need is a Lonely Planets guidebook and a couple of million dollars and you're there!
    This guy's already in space, what planet is he on!?!
    Hands up who's sick of boring bored billionaires and corporations and their media publicists co-opting us!?!
    The only practical potential benefit from all of this is that Richard Branson (who's behind this*) now has the ability to emigrate to the moon – that's if he's through bombarding us with his self-publicizing mincing around in (pilot powered) hot air balloons , trains, planes, spaceships etc.
    Headlines we won't ever see: "RICHARD BRANSON DRIVES A FUCKING CAR /CATCHES A FUCKING BUS LIKE NORMAL PEOPLE"
    I have two unread copies of his autobiography given to me as presents (by two different people – nobody hates me that much) "Losing My Virginity By 'Fucking' Everyone!" (my addition), written in the "I Made A Billion Dollars Now I’m Writing A Book About It For People Who Think That They Too Can Make A Billion Dollars If They Read Really Carefully A Book Written By Somebody Who Made A Billion Dollars" genre, which I'll give away to the first alien who'll sponsor Branson's emigration to outer space (they can read them both at the same time with their two heads).

    *He hopes to roll out $200,000 a pop commercial space flights within three years - not much more expensive than current fares on his so-called low-cost Virgin Air once all the hidden costs are factored in

    6:45 pm

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