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renatoobeidsworld   Tuesday, March 02, 2004   LET THE WAR GAMES BEGIN The Haitian capital Port-au-Prince is the latest venue for the ongoing Military Olympics. Sponsored by Haliburton, CNN and The United Nations other main venues include Baghdad and Kabul. Australian Prime Minister John Howard is the Official Mascot of the Military Olympics. SEND IN THE CLOWNS As troops from all over the world continue to flood into Haiti for Port-au-Prince 2004 my question is does Haiti (or any other country for that matter) really need more men with guns? I urge the international community to send in the clowns. That’s right; I am proposing – nay, I am demanding - a UN led stabilization force made up of clowns to be sent to Haiti immediately! Forthwith! Pronto! It’s a little known but startling and astonishing fact that not once in its almost sixty-year history has the UN deployed Peacekeeping Clowns. I, for one, am outraged! Give clowns a chance. We've got nothing to lose. What's the worst they could do? Slip over banana peels, slap pies into faces, cram too many of their number into too small a car? Isn't this better than ethnic cleansing, massacres and looting? Laugh you may at my radical clown suggestion but answer me this - have conventional forces done any better, have conventional forces ended wars and strife and ensured world peace? I also demand that all member nations replace their ambassadors to the UN with a high-ranking senior level clown and that a Clown Centre For Conflict Resolution be established. We and they certainly can't do any worse than we already have done. 2:37 pm

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