Sunday, November 23, 2003
That the next Nobel Peace Prize should go to a slut or sluts in general.
Sluts have done more for the cause of world peace and happiness than all the previous recipients combined!*
*This sounded so much funnier when I was drunk but, I don't care, I'm sticking with it!
I have self-censored an adjunct to that that read "besides, a slut hasn't won it for -- years"
For the complete uncensored version of that please refer to The Hole In The Wall pub (Beirut Lebanon) last night.
LOBBYING FOR 2004 PEACE PRIZE BEGINS
(5.00pm Thursday 27th November)
Several women have objected to this entry - "sexist", "stereotypical", "cheap", "offensive to women" blah,blah,blah.
I think that theyre just upset that I didnt nominate them directly,specificaly and exclusively.
Sorry babes, but your'e just going to have to share the 2004 Nobel Peace Prize.
And you can start earning it now!
So stop your blabbering and get busy - "a little less conversation, a little more action".