Saturday, June 14, 2003
Football : ENGLAND DEFEAT HALF A COUNTRY
The England football team defeated one half of the former Czechoslovakia, Slovakia 2 - 1.
The other half, the Czechs were in the mail.
Englands moment of glory in world football was their little vaunted defeat of another half country, West Germany in the 1966 World Cup Final.
England are reportedly keen to take on former Yugoslav republics ( who are one sixth of a country ).
COUNTRY PROFILE : UNITED KINGDOM OF GREAT BRITAIN AND NORTHERN IRELAND AND BASRA
CAPITAL : Bondi, Sydney
LANGUAGE : American
CURRENCY : "THE FUCKIN' POUND AND FUCKIN' PROUD OF IT AND THATS THE WAY ITS FUCKIN' STAYING"
HEAD OF STATE : Alister Campbell
GOVERNMENT : One party state ( Labour parliament ). Minority rule ( Scotish cabinet ).
POPULATION : Pakistani
NATIVE POPULATION : The Yugoslavia of Western Europe is made up of balkanized waring ethinc and religous based nations - primarily English, Scotish, Welsh and Irish.
They are held together by the Tito of Western Europe, Queen Elizabeth the 2nd.
EXPORTS : Convicts ( hist ), football "fans", tabloid "journalists", backpackers, Benny Hill.
ALLIANCES : - The European Union where they are the hermetic isolated North Korea of the E.U.
- NATO ( aka American Petrol Stations Association ). The U.K is the American military's main refueling stop in Europe.
- United Nations. Siamese twinned ( joined at the Blair ) with the U.S on the Security Council.
- Britain is also the political/diplomatic wing of the United States ( the U.S being its own military wing ).
COLONIES : Basra ( Iraq ), Northern Ireland ( Ireland ) and a volcano ( Montserat ).