Friday, April 13, 2001
Just got back from a visit to the Irish Mafia – the Australian Catholic Church* – I attended a Good Friday service in Campbelltown.
While they were lamenting the Crucifixion, I felt like saying "it's all right, he'll be back, it'll al be cool in two days max" but I didn’t want to spoil it for them by giving away the ending.
At lunch today I was telling someone that, diet wise, my family are small h healthy as opposed to hardcore big H Healthy.
Also on a religious note, various groups are unhappy with the appointment of the allegedly hardline Doctor George Pell as the new Catholic Archbishop of Sydney to the extent of a headline in the gay newspaper calling him "Pell Pot".
*This is just a good-natured joke (like every "witticism" on this site); I'm a proud Catholic myself.
If you're easily offended, prone to misunderstandings or politically correct then I predict that you're going to have a very rough time reading this site.
I recommend that you read the description at the top of the page that says "satire" and bear that in mind.
Besides, I claim satirical immunity and satirical license
God bless you.